Save the Neck for Me Clark Christmas Coffee Mug

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**Save the Neck for Me, Clark!** 🦃🎄

Some Christmas dinners are unforgettable—and this one definitely takes the cake!

Celebrate one of the funniest holiday movie moments with this hilarious **Save the Neck for Me Clark Coffee Mug**. Featuring a golden roasted turkey with its neck and head sticking out, festive Christmas lights, and bold retro holiday lettering, this mug brings a little extra laughter to your morning coffee.

Perfect for Christmas movie lovers, holiday comedy fans, and anyone who appreciates a good old-fashioned dysfunctional family Christmas!

**Why You'll Love It:**
- Festive, full-color vintage-inspired Christmas design
- Classic white coffee mug
- Funny holiday turkey artwork with nostalgic movie humor
- Perfect for coffee, tea, hot cocoa, or your favorite holiday drink
- Great conversation starter at home or the office

**Perfect Gift For:**
- Christmas movie fans
- Funny holiday gift exchanges
- White Elephant and Secret Santa parties
- Coworkers, friends, and family
- Anyone who loves nostalgic Christmas comedy

Whether you're enjoying Christmas morning coffee or surviving another chaotic family dinner, this mug is guaranteed to bring a smile.

**Because nothing says Christmas quite like a questionable turkey and a memorable family dinner!**

Love It or Leave It (But Hopefully Love It)

Our tees fit true—like your favorite go-to shirt. Not shrink-wrap tight, not parachute loose.
-If it doesn’t fit just right, you’ve got 14 days to swap or return it (just don’t wash it first, ya animal).

-Free Size Swaps – We’ll send you a prepaid label + the new size, easy peasy.
-Returns – Ship it back yourself or ask us for a label (we’ll just deduct it from the refund).
Refunds go out 48–72 hours after we get it back in like-new shape.

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