Contact Us

Heeeee Haw, Partner!

We have plenty of Donkeys waiting around to answer your questions. If we're here, we'll get back to your question asap, if not, right when we get in.

Please text us anytime or use the chat bubble on the bottom right.

Our help text line: (614) 966-2201

Please include your order number if available.  

*Text/Chat help avail M-F 10AM-4PM EST.

 Thanks so much!

(Eastern Time zone, closed weekends and holidays)

Most asked FAQ's below

  • All USA orders are FREE value speed shipping! Upgrades in speed are available at checkout starting at $1.95
  • Canada: Starting at $7.95 (8-10 business days delivery time from shipping) *Upgrade speeds available
  • World: Starting at $9.95 / (10-14 business days delivery time from shipping) *Upgrade speeds available

You have 30 days to try on and exchange/return your item. No questions asked and stress free.

*That's how much we know you'll love our tees!

We can send you a USPS label, no problem. We just ask you put it in the mail 5 days from receipt. All returns will have the USPS shipping rate deducted from the return. For exchanges, one is on the house.

Please wash in COLD WATER and Air Dry or tumble dry on LOW heat.

*Heat is the enemy of cotton.

We process orders Monday - Friday. We are home on the weekends grill'n steaks and drinking brews. Orders are shipped within 2-3 business days. During the winter holiday season, it may take 3-5 days for orders to be shipped.

*We have no shipping on all USPS observed holidays.

If there is a size choice or shipping address mixup, please contact us asap and we will do our best to update your order.“Once an order is processed, we aren’t able to make any changes.

Contact us asap and we will try our darndest to help.

Sometimes orders are marked by the post office as delivered but don't arrive until the following day. We recommend you first call your local post office with your tracking number. If they can't help please contact us asap.

Once you wear your tee out in public, be ready for high-fives, pictures, looks up and down from the opposite sex, anything! People love the originality of our homemade tees and you'll love the softness and attention.