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Merry Christmas You Filthy Hobbitses Mug

Merry Christmas You Filthy Hobbitses Mug

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-All tees printed fresh in Ohio and ship in 1–2 biz days (Mon–Fri).
-We nap on USPS holidays. 💤

Product Details

**Merry Christmas, You Filthy Hobbitses!** 🎄☕💍

One mug to rule them all this Christmas!

Bring a little Middle-earth magic and holiday mischief to your morning coffee with this hilarious **"Merry Christmas You Filthy Hobbitses"** coffee mug!

Featuring a colorful, ugly Christmas sweater-inspired design with medieval swords, dragons, snowy mountains, festive patterns, and a legendary golden ring, this mug combines fantasy adventure with classic Christmas humor.

Perfect for fantasy movie lovers, bookworms, Tolkien enthusiasts, and anyone who would rather spend Christmas in a cozy hobbit hole!

**Why You'll Love It:**
- 15 oz white ceramic coffee mug
- Vibrant, full-color holiday artwork
- Retro ugly Christmas sweater-inspired design
- Perfect for coffee, tea, hot cocoa, or second breakfast
- A fun conversation starter for the holiday season

**The Perfect Gift for Fantasy Fans!**

Looking for something different this Christmas? This funny holiday mug makes an awesome stocking stuffer, Secret Santa surprise, White Elephant gift, or Christmas present for your favorite fantasy-loving friend.

Whether you're enjoying your morning coffee in the Shire or preparing for an unexpected adventure, this mug brings a little humor to every sip.

**Because even hobbits deserve a Merry Christmas!**

Exchanges & Returns

Love It or Leave It (But Hopefully Love It)

Our tees fit true—like your favorite go-to shirt. Not shrink-wrap tight, not parachute loose.
-If it doesn’t fit just right, you’ve got 14 days to swap or return it (just don’t wash it first, ya animal).

-Free Size Swaps – We’ll send you a prepaid label + the new size, easy peasy.
-Returns – Ship it back yourself or ask us for a label (we’ll just deduct it from the refund).
Refunds go out 48–72 hours after we get it back in like-new shape.

Need help? Hit us up—we make returns less annoying than your ex.

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Margaret

I'm thrilled to be able to leave the first review for this great Etsy shop! I'm very happy with this "Don't Hassle Me I'm Local" T-shirt. The shirt quality and printing are excellent. This was minimally and securely packaged, fairly priced, and arrived very quickly. Thank you!