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Candy Is Dandy But Liquor Is Quicker

Celebrate the finer things in life with our "Candy is Dandy but Liquor is Quicker" T-shirt. This shirt is perfect for those who love to indulge in a good drink and have a sense of humor about it. Whether you're out for a night on the town or just having a casual day, this shirt is sure to turn heads. 

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