Ah, Aspen. The land of majestic mountains, endless ski slopes, and...well, I guess that's pretty much it. But let me tell you, there's nothing quite like the beauty of Aspen, just ask Harry and Lloyd from Dumb and Dumber.
I mean, who needs beaches and palm trees when you have the crisp, cold air of the Rockies and the stunning views of snow-capped peaks? And don't even get me started on the fashion. Who needs designer swimsuits when you can rock a tuxedo on the ski slopes like a boss?
But let's not forget about the wildlife. Sure, you might see a few seagulls at the beach, but in Aspen, you can spot a rare breed of owl that only comes out during a full moon. And if you're lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of a snow leopard, or at least someone dressed up as one for the après-ski party.
So, if you're looking for a vacation destination that's equal parts beauty and hilarity, look no further than Aspen. And remember, always wear gloves when handling a frozen tongue on a ski lift.